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Obie Conversations
Added to site
November 24, 2017
Background: Here
are some of the vignettes of student life at Oberlin College which I
found scattered through the pages of the 1965 yearbook, the Hi-O-Hi.
That best-seller went out of print long before the Internet came
along, so I'm taking this opportunity to pass these words along to a
wider world. I've added the headings to set each scene,
along with page numbers for reference.
(One
scene mentions "Woodrow Wilsons." At the time,
Woodrow Wilson Fellowships were an American version of Rhodes
Scholarships, supporting up to a thousand graduate students each
year. Professors nominated promising seniors to receive them.)
The
dialogues were written by Phil Furia, an English major in the Class
of '65. In later life, Philip became a professor in the
Department of Creative Writing at the University of North Carolina Wilmington. |
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September:
During Orientation
Hi!
Are you a freshman ... too?
Yes ... I
am ...
I thought
you might like to go to this ... uh ... show they have for us ...
with me ...
... I'd
like to ... it's at Hall, isn't it?
Yes, that's
at the other side of campus, I think.
I
guess ... I'll
get my coat ...
Two Hours Later, after a Revue Lampooning Campus Life
My,
that certainly was ... interesting ...
Yes.
They're all so ... talented.
I
think it was all in fun ...
I mean ... it couldn't be that bad.
No, I'm
sure that ... down deep inside ... they all love it here.
Sure
... but
it almost makes you want to check when the next bus leaves ... or something.
Yeah
... 4:45
P.M.
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December:
Up in the Stacks at the Carnegie Library
I
don't know any of these people.
Neither
do I.
You never see them around.
Grinds.
Yeah.
They live up here for four years.
Then
they come out of the woodwork to
get their Woodrow Wilsons.
You going
down?
Yeah, you
want to get a coffee?
No, I
have to find that book.
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March:
Comparing Test Grades
How'd
you do?
I
was really shocked. B+.
I
thought you
were afraid you'd flunked it.
I
was. I
guess I just happened to know what he decided to ask.
Oh.
How'd
you do?
Not
very well.
Really? He
probably won't count it a lot.
Maybe. By
the way...
Yeah?
D'you
think you could give me back the notes I
lent you to study with?
Oh,
yeah, sure. I'll
try to make it to the next class.
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September:
Starting a Class with an Unfamiliar Professor
You're
taking this, too?
Yeah, I
heard it was good.
No,
my roommate had it last year.
The guy failed a third of the class. My roommate says he really
doesn't know that much about the subject.
I
heard he
lets you on your own pretty much.
That's
'cause he's
working on a book.
What
are you taking it for then?
It's
my major.
Oh.
So how
was your summer?
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December:
Progress Report
Did
you get your paper done?
No,
I'm still working on it.
What about you?
I
got it in last night.
Took it out to his house.
How
long was it?
It
came out to around
18 pages.
Oh,
well, that explains it.
Mine looks like it might be around 30.
Well,
I've got an elite typewriter, so
you figure it'd be about 25 or 26 on a pica. Besides, I use
narrow margins.
Thirty
pages, single-spaced.
Oh.
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March:
In the Allen Art Museum
Beautiful,
isn't it?
Hmmm?
The
painting.
Oh.
I don't care for the chiaroscuro.
What
about this one?
Just lovely!
You
really think so?
The impasto
really leaves me cold.
Look! That
one over there. That's my very favorite in the whole museum.
Come
now. The
pastiche is
completely off.
Boy! You
sure know a lot about art.
Of
course. That's my major.
Everyone has his own taste, though.
Yeah.
What are your favorites?
Hmmm?
Don't
you have any that
you really like?
Well...
That
you like at
all?
Why, of
course ... now ... let me see ... there was
one ...
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October:
At the Big Game
Go
team! Go
Obie!
Hey,
could you keep it down a little, pal.
I'm trying to study.
Wow!
What a play! Let's
go, go, go!
Buddy,
I know you like to cheer, but
I've got a bluebook Monday.
Rah!
Rah! Obie! Kill
'em! Get 'em!
Look,
friend, you're the only guy cheering in the stands. Now,
I'm trying to read ...
Well,
if you've got to study, why
don't you go somewhere else?
I
can't.
I'm on the team.
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February:
Backstage
Pardon
me, are you supposed to be in the dressing room?
Yes, I'm
in the show.
Oh.
I didn't know you were one of us.
Um-hmm.
I
mean, I've
never seen you down at Bud's.
Hmm-um.
And
... you,
uh, don't sit at "the table" in the Snack Bar.
Ummm.
And
... you
... look so normal.
Hmm.
Say,
uh, what
are you doing in the show?
I
... I'm
the lead.
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May:
Philosophizing
People are ...
The
most important thing in the world.
Something
above and below you in the curve.
What
makes noise when you're trying to study.
What
you talk to in the Snack Bar.
What
you try to get ahead of at the Reserve Desk.
... something to talk to ...
How
was your vacation?
How'd
you do on the exam?
Are
you in the College or the Con?
... something you talk about ...
He
(She) and I have a very strange relationship.
He
(She) has problems.
He
(She) is intense (insecure, immature, cynical, affected,
artsy-craftsy, a politico, apathetic, my roommate).
People are ...
Oberlin.
Yeah ... and that's the whole problem.
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