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Finding
a Problem for a Solution
Ladies and gentlemen, there's big money to be made in nutritional products. For example, a month's supply of this digestive supplement sells for $59. That's two dollars per pill! As our company's troubleshooter, I'm often asked to find a solution to a problem. Last week I was presented with a different challenge. We've found a solution; now we need to find a problem for it to solve.
We have been offered the opportunity to import tuk for the very low cost of three cents per capsule. This bottle contains 60 capsules, a two-month supply, so it will cost us $1.80. With the proper marketing, we should easily be able to mark the price up 4000% and sell the pills for $72 a bottle.
Of course, on the back of the label we would need to include a disclaimer in fine print. Cambodian scientists have tested the capsules and found that ingesting them has no measurable effect of any kind, good or bad.
After two months, we again ask them how they're feeling. By the law of averages, at least a few should have gotten over the blahs.
This anecdotal evidence can be featured in TV commercials that will convince plenty of people to go out and buy some tuk. Some of them will notice an increase in happiness. Out of ignorance or naïveté, they'll attribute this good fortune to the pills, so they'll keep purchasing our very profitable product for years and recommend it to their friends. And what is the active ingredient in the capsules? If you were familiar with the Khmer language, you would know that tuk means water.
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